Discussion about the 'bad drivers'

There have been some questions raised concerning the identities of who these bad drivers are, do they fall into a certain demographic? Are they all over 80 and waiting to die in a firery flamin car crash going 20 mph on an interstate..? I would say definitely not. Most of the bad driving involved meth-head maniacs driving erratically, merging into traffic and cutting off trailer trucks, forcing the trailer trucks to choose between moving into the fast lane [and smashing the cars in that lane] or biting the bullet and stomping on the air brakes until they almost jackknife their rigs.

Of course, specifically in South Carolina, which is notorious for it's religious freaks and wackos, almost every case of bad driving involved people going the EXACT SPEED LIMIT in the left lane and right lane, thus blocking any impetus to forge ahead past their quiet struggle with their personal highway Gods, which somehow takes the form of three crosses along the roads and near gas stations... the center one being taller than the rest. I always thought that stood for the Babtist church, but then I realized I was an ignorant Russian Orthodox, so what did I know.... all I could do was speculate.

Lastly, the other bad drivers were the older men driving their1990ish full size luxury trucks with the custom caps on the back... cruising down the highway to their probable retirement complexes and sheik motels and sleazy waitresses... they all thought they were going real fast at 75 mph until when we would pass them going 80 mph, they would of course speed up and raise a ruckus as they tried to save the last shred of their manhood from days gone by. Too bad they always failed. They didn't realize the Campbells were behind the wheel.

It's a battle out there on the interstate, but we came prepared with last years knowledge of the road, even some of the hot spots where the coppers like to hide and spy. Even where to get the cheapest gas [ right across the border into South Carolina in the middle of no where - never stop for gas where there are restaurants also - this always means higher prices at the pump... but we should expect this right? War changes everything even administrations attitudes on conservation of natural resources...] oops I think I'm asking for too much there.

Good luck and Good night